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10 more things that make absolutely no sense! Part 2

01 Nov

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Letting off steam is proving to be quite therapeutic #forgivemyFrenchalongtheway. More rants coming your way…

  1. Boko Haram marrying off Chibok girls! WTF! You didn’t carry those girls for 9 months in your womb or battle morning sickness. You didn’t change diapers or wake up at midnight to feed a crying baby. You didn’t hustle to put food on the table or to send any of those Chibok girls to school! How dare you take the brideprice that rightfully belongs to these grieving parents? Who died and made you the godfather? Counting down to your total annihilation shit heads!

  2. Why are market women so deceitful? Why do they try to sneakily sell off their damaged, decaying items in exchange for your hard-earned money? Why are people so dishonest? Why do I need to watch you like a hawk before you do the right thing? Sigh…

  3. Why doesn’t any one have a job description in this country? Why do policemen feel it is their right to fine you for expired insurance papers or ask to see your fire extinguisher? Na the work dem send you? Haba?!

  4. Why doesn’t it pay to go to school anymore in this country? The richest men in Nigeria today are uneducated, unlearned, uncouth fellas. Really schools are either becoming outdated or someone ought to change the curriculum!

  5. Why do politicians jump from one party to another like mogbomoyas crashing an owambe? I don’t see American politicians switching from Republican to Democrat at the drop of a hat, have some loyalty fellas. This dirty politics is starting to make my eyes ache! Grrr

  6. Speaking of politics what is it with all of you and bags of rice? Kilonse? This is absolutely ridiculous. Swaying the masses with rice, how on earth is that democratic? The people are hungry, don’t make them sell their souls for a bag of rice and some loose change! How on earth will Nigeria ever get better if we all live for the moment?

  7. And then all these Nollywood actors and actresses going into politics, H-I-A-N!!! Abeg what is your qualification biko? Most of your movies suck, you haven’t taken out time to master your field and now you jump into murky waters that you know nothing about all for one reason and one reason alone- MORE MONEY! Your hustle no get part 2 oh! I really hope you know what you have signed up for! I will say a prayer for Nigeria…

  8. Lying that the man is your cousin! Today I heard that two cousins whom I know very well are getting married this December and no it isn’t incest. Family ties are getting looser by the day and the next time I catch a woman in a funny position with a guy and she says; ‘Have you met my cousin?’ I am gonna turn up my nose and walk out! As if!!!

  9. Work colleagues who are not loyal. You spend more hours at work than you do any place else and they expect your help on everything from personal to work-related at a moment’s notice but then just when there’s a problem and you need these aliens to act like a team or maybe stand up for you, you find out that these hoes ain’t loyal!!! There is a difference between a work colleague and a friend, don’t get that twisted!

  10. Loud neighbors! These are actually the worst type of neighbors. Throw out your TV cos with neighbors like these, you are sure to get your daily dose of Telemundo, Action X and Reality TV- VSNL guaranteed! Someone read them the terms and conditions please! Geez!

Got a rant? Post it here. Let’s let out the steam and make room for some inner peace.

Have a super weekend Chutzpah fam,
Xoxo

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4 Comments

Posted by on November 1, 2014 in Life

 

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4 responses to “10 more things that make absolutely no sense! Part 2

  1. Ajoyo

    November 1, 2014 at 8:35 pm

    Oookies. Reading this feels like u r standing right by my side and gisting. U rant like u talk..and that is a cool writing style.
    Ok. Where is my #rant now? Errmm…ok. now i remember. Y wont nigerians stop thinking our leaders are Nigeria’s problems when many of us take and give bribe, take their children to school late everyday, so they are always late to work, and naija..we can shunt queues..a bunch of impatient louts (yes..that’s what we are)..Always late to important places and always rushing to nowhere in particular..i can rant on and on..but naija folks please CHANGE YOUR WAYS. That is the only way our country will change.

     
    • Miz Chutzpah

      November 1, 2014 at 9:29 pm

      Spot on amigo! Nigerians have got to say no to African time and jumping queues! Thank you 🙂

       
  2. Sir John I

    November 1, 2014 at 10:26 pm

    Mehn need to let off some steam! People always want you to do things for them but they aint loyal. Imagine a driver resuming at 10am instead of 8am and blaming it on something lame and expecting you to tip him at the end of the day for a job welldone! #sarcastic laugh……www.reportam.com.ng.

     
  3. kemi

    November 18, 2014 at 12:53 pm

    so on point about colleagues!!!!!!

     

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