*5 nominations…Yippee!!!

28 Jun

   Guess what peeps? Our very own ‘Memoirs of a woman with Chutzpah’ got nominated for 5 different categories in the Nigerian Blog Awards. My heart was beating so fast when I clicked the link to see what blogs got nominated. I warned MTN under my breath to better behave as the page loaded and lo and behold there we were. I couldn’t have done it without you guys, my avid readers. And to celebrate, I poured a libation of cold Coca Cola down my throat. Ah well that ruined my diet for the day, but it was all for you… 😉

It’s not over yet guys, the race just begun. We have to VOTE! VOTE!! VOTE!!!

Warri no dey carry last oh!

so here are the categories we were nominated for: *Drumroll*

-> Best Blog by a Nigeria-based Blogger

-> Best New Blog

-> Best Personal Blog

-> Most Inspiring Blog

-> Nigerian Blog of the Year


I feel like a politician trying to get votes.

So my people here is my manifesto… 😉

– If you vote for me, I will make sure every chick with a big bele gets a free tummy tuck!

– If you vote for me, I will ensure that every corrupt politician is kidnapped and his entire stolen wealth demanded for as ransom!

– If you vote for me, I will make Friday a work-free day!

– If you vote for me, I will ensure that only hot celebrities have nude pics on twitter!

– If you vote for me, I will ensure that all the policemen on the road have at least 10 twenty naira notes in their pockets at all times!

– If you vote for me, I will ensure Boko Haram gives us at least a week’s warning before bombing a place!

– If you vote for me, I shall scrap NYSC and make all graduates collect allowee till they get jobs (social security)

– If you vote for me, I will ensure the presidency sends a delegate bearing gifts to every inter-tribal marriage to foster national integration and unity!

– If you vote for me, I shall post a picture of me planking! (#planking-new fad…go to twitter for details or

– and lastly if I win, I shall post a 2 second video of me dancing windeck in your honor! hehehehe

Terms and conditions only apply if your votes lead to victory! 😉

So what are you waiting for? VOTE VOTE VOTEEEEEEE

Get your friends and friends of friends to vote!

Let’s make chutzpah-history! 😉

😉 😉 😉

P.S: Go to to vote or click on the link on the lower right side of my blog. Voting ends on 9th July, 2011. Remember to check your mail boxes/spam for the confirmation email and to click on the link in it so that your vote can be counted!

I crave your indulgence, new posts coming soon.

Love and appreciate you all! xoxoxo 😉


Posted by on June 28, 2011 in Uncategorized


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8 responses to “*5 nominations…Yippee!!!

  1. ireloju

    June 28, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    Err……………………I want to see the windeck dance

  2. Nigerian Blog Awards

    June 29, 2011 at 4:37 am

    Congratulations on your nominations!

  3. ladi omoyiola

    June 29, 2011 at 5:24 am

    Congratz doc…D̶̲̥̅̊ stage is yours!!!

  4. Konami

    June 29, 2011 at 6:44 am

    You are the best dear.

  5. dbrizio

    June 29, 2011 at 8:42 am

    since you said “if you vote for me” and not “if i win”, i think its only right u start making good your promises. of particular interest to me is the planking picture (Planking on a moving car would be exceptional and greatly appreciated).
    Thank you.

  6. D'crow

    June 29, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    I totally agree…n since we’ve voted, i’m sure u’re getting ready for the windeck video…oooh those luscious curves of urs…*evil laugh*

  7. babaneyo

    July 1, 2011 at 10:30 am

    Hahaha!!! Nice campaign. Now voting

  8. luyi

    August 7, 2011 at 9:10 am

    I know dis is so late but I’ve also been thinkin abt governmental encouragement of inter-tribal marriage. If I were president I wld giv allowances to evry inter-tribal marriage older than 5yrs.
    Congratulations dear, still waitin for d dance.


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