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The polygamometer!!!

01 Nov

I present to you the new improved polygamometer™ ! Now customized to meet all ur marital wahalas.  version available!
Features include;
-Sex roster
-Cooking timetable
-Sleeping arrangements
-Bed position
-Owambe escort organiser
-Family planning manual
-In-laws birthdays organizer
-wives’ names reminder
-Children’s expenditure/wife calculator
-Tips on writing your will
-Insurance plan for wives trying to kill you
-Anti-jazz odeishi
-Links to Alomo-bitters distributors nationwide
-Travel agencies with standby tickets for when katakata bursts in your home
etc

Other features include;
-Helping you spot the ideal 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th wife by inputing woman’s details i.e size of bakassi, shape of jugs, color of lipstick and date of birth.
-Also includes tips on breaking the news to your wife that she’s no more numero uno!
-And ways of sending a wife packing with minimal lawsuits and ‘epe’ after she reaches her expiry date.
As advertised on TV!

It is sure to revolutionalize the polygamy system in Nigeria.
Now you can afford to eat okra, egusi, edikainkong and even afam soup at once without running bele!
For a more peaceful home!
All your women can live together without giving you hypertension!
All you need is the polyganometer!
Player version also available!
One year warranty…
Pls contact Ogugua and sons, No 43, Iweka road Onitsha!
Get your copy nowwww!

Marrying another wife has never been easier 😉
Have a lovely day peeps! Xoxo

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3 Comments

Posted by on November 1, 2010 in Uncategorized

 

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3 responses to “The polygamometer!!!

  1. Purple Knight

    November 1, 2010 at 7:32 am

    Wow. . . .
    I can’t wait to get my hands on one of those!
    Do you make deliveries nationwide?
    What of the side effects? I heard BPH is almost unavoidable! What of STDs?
    Plus is there a limit to the no. of wives? I heard that after 10applications, the thing shuts down.:(
    Lastly, does it work on oyinbo wife??? (Very important)

     
  2. kk

    November 1, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    very funny anitakome!

     
  3. Ohj

    July 18, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    Does it also work for identifying the first wife? And what sort of warranties are provided with the software? :p

     

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