I present to you the new improved polygamometer™ ! Now customized to meet all ur marital wahalas. version available!
-Owambe escort organiser
-Family planning manual
-In-laws birthdays organizer
-wives’ names reminder
-Children’s expenditure/wife calculator
-Tips on writing your will
-Insurance plan for wives trying to kill you
-Links to Alomo-bitters distributors nationwide
-Travel agencies with standby tickets for when katakata bursts in your home
Other features include;
-Helping you spot the ideal 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th wife by inputing woman’s details i.e size of bakassi, shape of jugs, color of lipstick and date of birth.
-Also includes tips on breaking the news to your wife that she’s no more numero uno!
-And ways of sending a wife packing with minimal lawsuits and ‘epe’ after she reaches her expiry date.
As advertised on TV!
It is sure to revolutionalize the polygamy system in Nigeria.
Now you can afford to eat okra, egusi, edikainkong and even afam soup at once without running bele!
For a more peaceful home!
All your women can live together without giving you hypertension!
All you need is the polyganometer!
Player version also available!
One year warranty…
Pls contact Ogugua and sons, No 43, Iweka road Onitsha!
Get your copy nowwww!
Marrying another wife has never been easier 😉
Have a lovely day peeps! Xoxo