We all know bb batteries are like women! You have to treat em well, not take them for granted or they switch off and they need constant attention! 😉
A: Lord pls keep my bb battery full till Nepa brings light! Amen
T: And Lord, give her the grace to let her BB be so the bat would last till Nepa brings lite, amen!:)
A: Hey! Leave my prayer alone o! No pour sand sand in my garri
T: U see, u couldn’t resist responding!!! 😀
A: Lol so u dey provoke me???
And also Lord lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil pings!
T: Yea right. Lord, pls let the full course of nature prevail here o. No partiality. The more the pings the faster the battery runs out. Lord, U know that’s the fair thing to do na. Amen.
A: I am d apple of God’s eye. When there’s a casting down, I’ll say there’s a lifting up! Where there’s low battery, I’ll say there’s full battery. Joseph was Jacob’s eleventh son but He dreamt that his older brothers n parents bowed to him. David was his father’s last child. God showeth mercy to whom He willeth n I’m first in line! Will the clay tell the potter, why am I a vessel for toilet use while anita is a vessel for the master’s food?
T: And u expect ur battery to last huh?
A: Lol see beef ooooo
T: Nice one though – I see u hv d Word.
Doctor; poet; Pastor.
A: Yup! I see u have it too…;) now abeg bless my battery!
T: Wat else u got up ur sleeves woman?
A: Hmmmm I’m like an onion, many layers 😉
A: Bless my battery ooooh! I need prayer of agreement!
T: It is well with Anita’s battery.
A: Amen!!! Halleluyah
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I’m pleased to announce that my God is a prayer answering God and though I am still believing God that NEPA will have mercy and bring light, I must testify that my battery did not move an inch during the course of this conversation!
Pay attention to your woman as you would ur bb battery!
Happy Sunday peeps 😉